Farmer's Market

Before I get into describing my trip, I shall mention by friend Zach because he reads these because he cares about my feelings unlike everyone else who doesn't read these because they don't care about me.
./waves to Zach

Oh my god. Nicky and I drove two hours… to this place. The was full of inbreeds and immigrants.

On the way there, we passed this farm. It had these humongous cattle. They were at least twice the size of your average cattle. They were ridiculous. On the ride back, I had Nicky stop at the farm so we could ask what they were. the nice old man said that they were Simmental Cattle and they were from Switzerland. He also invited us in for something to drink, and to be polite, we did seeing as we just barged in on him… even though he said he was pleased for the company. He’s 83 and he lives with his 86 year old brother. they take care of the entire farm by themselves. I was amazed.

At the actual Farmer’s Market… oh my god. It was horrible. It was like a Hick-Mall. Everyone was clearly inbred and/or an immigrant. Some of the stores were rad though. There was an old school vinyl store and they had all these sick records from 60’s… Steppenwolf, The Doors… it was awesome.

Then there was this… hippie store. It had so much tie dye. haha. And Grateful Dead. Can’t forget that. That store is where I got my slippers! They’re really warm.

I wanted this sweater but it was like, $70 so I was like HELL NO.

Then we stoped at this little place that had a glass case… and I was looking. It was NativeAmerican inspired craft and was generally pretty sweet. There was a lot of turquoise and silver and I got to looking for something in particular. The didn’t have it. HOWEVER, across the aisle was another case and I went to it and looked and my dream came true. I was so shocked. I called Nicky over right away and pointed and hopped and it was cute. I was like ZOMFG NICKY ZOMFG LOOK LOOK THERE IS IS ZOMFG THE HAVE THEM. Them refers to a four winds ring.

It’s amazing. Turquoise set in silver, and it’s actually two rings, but the one is set in the other so it rotates freely. Around the edges, it’s etched with Hebrew lettering which translates to “Father of the four winds, fill my sail across the sea of years”. I’ve wanted one ever since I heard the song Four Winds by Bright Eyes and researched the song. I would wear it on my ring finger but that is taken by my engagement ring, so I’m going to put it on a chain and wear it as a necklace. While I was telling Nick about it, the sales woman came over and started reiterating what I just said. I felt smart for knowing already and being able to identify it. It was such an obscure chance that they had one too.

We bought a sody and stood by the produce for awhile… and then, I just hear this inbred bitch across the aisle from us say “anorexic prostitute” and then “transvestite” and she kept looking at me. Obviously I did not like this. but, instead of getting mad, I got bitchy and I looked at her, and then at Nicky and I said loudly, “Nicky, How do you think I’d look with tits?” and he looked confused and then I said, “I should ask that girl over there where she got her tits done… so I know not to go there. They’re lopsided and look fake.” and the got this look on her face and Nicky and I just walked away. He was still confused though. I had to explain.

I was disgusted by some of the shops. One in particular made me want to throw a hissy fit. It advertised a “real live ‘gator” so, Nicky and I went to go check out “Wally the ‘Gator”. Low and behold, we see a 6 foot long tank with this poor creature sitting on astro turf with a landscapiing pond for a pool. It was sickening. I teared up out of sheer anger that someone would do such a thing to the alligator. As we were leaving, there was an announcement about how they were going to do the show of feeding Wally some chickens. I didn’t understand how it was even allowed. It’s disgusting.

Then we left and we drove back to the farm as I said that had the cattle. Then, we went to Barnes and Nobles and I got a book and Nicky got a book. Then we both got coffee and we got back in the car. Then we drove a little ways and Nicky was holding my hands and he pulled the car over behind the scenic overlook… and we had some fun… =.) After that, we came home and now Nicky is making himself a hot pocket.

Now I’m sitting in my room with my slippers on glancing through my book and finishing my coffee and my tea. Yes, I do sometimes have two drinks like Shelby does. We’re soul mates. Anywho, stay classy,

-Peter

partyhardy.

Today was pretty sick, actually.

I am genuinely pleased with 99% of my day.

Ok, so, this morning… I didn’t want to go to school. However, Nicky literally ripped me out of bed and made me. Mean, huh? Yeah. But whatever, I doubt I would have enjoyed my day otherwise.

Then, we got to school about 20 minutes early… and we were just talking… and then I crawled onto him and we had a nice, long kissie. He commented about how lovely I smelled too, so that’s a plus.

Then school was just school in the morning. I started drawing this rad caterpillar-inspired extra terrest. Second block I slacked… and did nothing except mat my charcoal still life. Lunch… well, I’m going to say I was glad I didn’t get any food. Dildo and Kelly are… disgusting… in a cute way. Allow me to explain, our table is very small and we have a large amount of people. We combined two tables but it’s still too small for all of us. Three tables makes it impersonal. So, we stack up. today I ended up with Lauren on my lap across from Dildo who had Kelly on his lap. Now, this was fine… until he got frisky. Then, I just see his hands move from her waist… up to her shoulders… the down to her tits momentarily… and then down under the table. Lovely. Even better when she stood up though. His hands both went around her leg and then traced up to her stomach, pushed her shirt up, and then he put his mouth on it and moved his hands back down to around her leg. As I said, disgusting but cute.

English… was… sad. Pathetic sort of sad. Ms. T was leaving the room a lot… and when she did, this asshole net to me would talk to the kid in front of him and say things like “Would you eat her out for a million dollars?” “You think she takes the time to flip up her titties to wash under them?” “Would you rip her nose hairs out with your teeth for a million dollars?” “You could motorboat her and lick her pussy at the same time!” AND THEN THE BEST LINE EVER. After one guy said, “Would you date her for a billion dollars?” another guy said no. then, the first guy said and I quote, “But a billion is a million dollars times a million.” I was sitting there like, buddy you better hire an accountant. >.>

Then, during English, I got called away to my first anger management meeting… it was actually… really… rad. I never met the group leader. He’s fucking awesome. The whole time, he’s there like, preaching being free and loving and peace. It’s just so… not what I expected. He put on The Doors and all this other sick music from the 60’s to “burn off our negative emotions though positive jams”. Needless to say I wish it was every day.

That lasted about an hour then, and I wen to ceramics… I attempted something but it failed so I squashed it. Then I stayed after school until like, 2:30. Mitch picked me up and drove me to Nicky’s job. Nicky got out early, like 3 ish.

Then he told me something interesting… his mother called him… and told him about how for awhile now they have been installing a hot tub and since it was done, he should come over. He said it was clearly bribery. But, lest, we went and though I hate water and hot tubs and everything that correlates between them, it was fun. Like, a lot of fun. It was like a little date. I refused to get my hair wet though. We only hung out there until like, 5.

After we dried off and left his house, we went to go get a drink. As we went to go get a drink, we also went to Target and I got three killer cardigans and a pair of tights and I found two sweaters for Nicky and some cute little socks. After Target, we went to the craft store and bought some watercolor paper, illustration board, and these cute little plastic kitties that we are currently playing with. We left there and then we went to McDonalds because i had to pee really bad, but we didn’t buy any food.

Now we’re home and like I said, we’re playing with the kitties. Nicky keeps making his hump mine fiercely.
So, yeah. Like I said, 99% enjoyable. I’m still happy too, even after logging onto aim. That’s a bloody miracle. Anyway, stay classy.

-Peter

Today... suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

It started out as good. There was a chick fight… and it wasn’t a stupid little hair pulling thing. This girl punched the other girl in the back of the head and she went flying into a desk and then the girl who punched, jumped on the other girl and just kept hitting her and shit. Then, this kid like, bear hugged her from behind and pulled her off the other girl, but she still had a hold of the girl and she was kicking and screaming and then… it was over. Short, clean, concise.

THEN IT GOT SHITTY.

I was in English talking to Dildo and this other girl. I said, and I quote myself, “That bitch should have smacked the shit out of her.” Having said that, the girl’s sister is sitting right behind me. Ok, whatever. she gets up and gets in my face and starts screaming at me. I laughed at her and told her to get the fuck out of my face. Then, she started with her hands in my face, so I put my hands on her shoulders and shoved her back so she would get the fuck away from me. So, she decided to be a bitch and comes at me like she’s going to slap me and I grabbed her hand and smacked her and then she stepped back, came at me again screaming and I pushed her again. then that was over AND THEN I get in school for a day and she didn’t get shit. Lovely. That’s cool too.

So, I sat in the office for… maybe two hours. After I got out of the office, I was supposed to go to class, I guess but I just found Dildo and we left. There was only like, 20 minutes left of school anyway and he has pegs on the back of his bike so I cols just ride along.

I smoked the first cigarette I’ve had in months today because of this.

However, yesterday was good. I was in a lovey mood when  got home from school. Then, when Nicky got home from work, he was lovey too. So, we just spent time together playing Adorable Couple. It was fun.

We watched Adam and I cried like I did the first time when they kiss. We were just cuddled up on the couch with a blanket and tea. It was nice. Then, we went out to dinner, but I didn't really eat much though. Then we kissied in the car for a really long time... and then we drove home... and kissied on the couch for a really long time... and then we went upstairs... and kissied on our bed for a really long time... and then we cuddled and just talked about things and kissied some more and cuddled.

It reflected the lovey mood nicely.

But, that's all I have to say now, I guess. Stay classy.

-Peterrr

bum diddle iddle iddle dum diddle ah.

Well, last night was… uhm… interesting. Waking up this morning was even more interesting.

Last night, I met this really nice guy on omegle, Randy. He’s pretty cool. We talked for a few hours and then like, we had to go to sleep. Not that I could go to sleep easily… I mean, I had to push Alex down the hall to the guest room and tuck him in. That is not an easy task. He’s very heavy to push and there’s a lot of him to tuck in. Let alone his grabbing at me and poking and untucking. >.> Then I tucked Nicky in and then I tucked myself in and we went to sleep. I woke up at 8:30 to find Alex squeezed into out bed wrapped around me to the point where I was like, not breathing… which is probably what woke me up. Of course Nicky found it hilarious. >.>
Then we made breakfast and ate and watched a movie and blah blah blah. Alex left… 20 minutes ago, and he just called me to tell me he’s home safely, so that’s good. He should come over more often, I like when he visits, even if he and Nicky are meannnn to me. >.>

This is what I had to say about last night, posted on my Tumblr here.

Nicky and Alex are so mean to me. Really. I am objectified like the token fem fem at a Super Bowl party. >.>

What is it with bi guys and tender cuts of meat… Nicky says sexy lamb chops, Alex goes on about Filet Mignon… I’m just like, whoa now. Cannibals.

I also have a To Watch/RE-watch movie list about a mile long… MI:1,2,3… From Paris, With Love, Seven, Adam… gah. I’mma die.

And… I’m so stressed about this college stuff… like, I’m trying to figure out if it’s worth it. Like, I know it is… but… it isn’t… and I just want to get there and experience it instead of going through all this garbage to get there.

It also feels like I’m buried in kittens. If you know me… you know that my dream is to be buried in kittens… so… that’s one good thing coming from Nicky + Alex. Alex’s head is like, on my stummy and it feels like a kitten… and Nicky is on my shoulder feeling like a kitten… and Kat is on my legs… doing the same.

Earlier… I had a weird experience. Something that makes me think that I’m fucked up in my head, but not really but I don’t know. Alex got here and he greeted me with a kiss like he always does… and then… he greeted Nicky with a twin kiss which was new. Now, history has been made with nicky and Alex and me, but as I said, history. Nothing really since. A neck kiss is as far as it went… but today Alex kissed Nicky and instead of being mad like I would have with anyone else besides him… but, in this case, I liked it and it intrigued me.

Great. And Nicky is flipping a shit because of the Mets game. >.> 16th inning with no score? I guess. I think that’s what he said. I don’t know. I don’t care. He doesn’t even like the Mets. He likes Baltimore. Because he’s from Maryland.

Finally, I’ll wrap this up with my need to buy list.

1. The Outsiders
2. Watercolor board
3. Pens
4. New tights
5. Socks
6. Undies
7. Shorts
8. V necks
9. Cereal… A lot and badly.

Welp, that's all. Stay classy,

-Peter