My nailpolish looked like confetti, but I chewed it all off now.

That... thing. I have no idea where Alex even found it.

Bryson is like... just like me. It's gross. I think it's weird that Alex did that and it creeps me out. Even Nicky noticed that. He was like o.O O.o

He is like, exactly like me. You don't even understand. His behavior is just... mine. And I kept mentally noting that what he said was something that I would say. I can't figure out how Ale did it. He's just still not good enough though. Like, almost a bad imitation of me. The one major good thing is that Bryson isn't an arrogant prat, like myself, so he already knows that he ranks below me on Alex's favorite scale.

I painted my nails before we went:

They looked like confetti, but as the title of this post suggests, I chewed it all off. I'll redo it tomorrow.

So, anyway... we met up with them at Lanes and Games and Alex was a dumbass. He suggested that we play in teams. I'm like, ok. Nicky and I against you two. Oh no. I was wrong. Alex says "I call Nick." and Bryson and I both do this: =.o We could not believe what was happening. So, I started talking to him and learning about him and stuff and he was really polite, decent, and classy. He is also reasonably good at bowling and we beat the brakes off of Nicky and Alex. (Nicky noted that he'd spank my squishy ass in bowling and he failed. Alex got a 67. Yeah.) So, we played 3 games and then this... git... who came up in the lane next to us was like YOU HAVE TOO MANY BALLS GO PUT THEM BACK CUZ WE ARE HERE NOW AND WE NEED THE SPACE FOR OUR BALLS, yelling at us as if we're stupid assholes. I was furious. I stomped up to him, and told him what a Bowling-Nazi cock he was and then to shut the fuck up with his $10 beer from bowler bar. It was ridiculous. HOWEVER, I did get those delicious french fries that I've been craving for days now. Apparently, Bryson the creepy twin was too because he polished off several orders of french fries himself.

After that incident, we went to the parking lot to decide what to do next. We chose Barnes and Nobles and that was weird too because Bryson likes all my favorite sections. I thought he was following, but he was just browsing. Of course, Nicky and Alex ditched us to force interaction AGAIN. I bought Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.

Then, we went to Panera Bread where I found out that Bryson is also a vegetarian. Big shock. There were these two big leather chairs at Panera in front of a fireplace and we sat two to a chair so Nicky and I could share a sandwich and lemonades.

Then, our groups went our separate ways, but not before Aex pulled me aside and made me tell him exactly what I think of Bryson. I can honestly say that he is not as bad as I expected, but I just don't think they have the proper chemistry. This is not due to the fact that I dislike Bryson, it's after careful and conscientious watching. I just don't think he's right for Alex. He's not very clingy and Alex always liked "clingy" but not like ZOMG ALEX I NEED YOU TWENTY FOUR SEVEN. Like, aww, baby, give me a hug I love you clingy. Maybe it's just because their a new couple, but I don't know. It's like they're not on the same page.

 I also took some pictures of me room, see above. It's pretty messy, I guess. I like it though. With the mess and all it's nice. Now, I'm sitting on my bed with Nicky and we're watching Juno while I type this.

And I also want to tell you some things about Bryson so you can get a feel for what I'm working with. He's pretty rad, I'll give him that. Just, not right for Alex. I could be friends with him, he's just... I don't know. It's hard to explain. Well, to begin, he's 22 and his hair is a lightish brown color. His eyes are a pretty grey. He lives two floors down from Alex in his apartment building and they met in the laundry room a few months ago. He's kind of short, 5'5ish, I guess. Not really skinny, but still not fat. Average, yeah. He doesn't drink, so that's a plus in his qualifications to date Alex. He smokes, so that too, I guess since Alex smokes. He likes the same odd music Alex likes. (Finnish and Swedish deth metal, go figure.) He has a septum piercing and an industrial in his left ear as well as 5 little stars tattooed on his neck. Alex told me they haven't had sex yet, so I was wrong when I thought they were. HOWEVER, Bryson has a disgustingly big hickey on his neck that almost looked painful. So, that's him kind of I guess. Based on looks, not personality. He's kind of cool, personality wise.

So, that's it.

Stay classy.

-Peter