Saturday, December 12, 2009

Theories...

Ok, I have developed a theory. And, I'm really convinced that this is how it is... I'm proposing that the Wizarding World as described in the Harry Potter series is in fact the 4th dimension. It all adds up, what with floo powder(1) and platform 9 3/4(2) for inter-dimensional transportation. Their "magic" is possibly just their fourth dimensional abilities in layman's terms. Invisibility, levitation, walking through walls as examples.

Of course, being of a higher dimension, they can easily access our world and understand it how different it is from ours and how we "muggles"(3) (or three dimensional beings) are restricted in our world. Such as in Abbot's book entitled Flatland when a two dimensional Mr. Square is plucked from his two dimensional world by Lord Sphere of Spaceland. He is concluded insane and thrown in jail. If a person from our three dimensional world disclosed what they had seen in the Wizarding world of four dimensions, they would also be known as insane. Also, just as how our three dimensional world has more complex figures than Mr. Square's two dimensional world, the four dimensional world of Wizarding has more complex figures that can combine two or more familiar forms and even change between them, like the Animagi(4) and Metamorphmagi(5).

As stated in the books, it is a law to not use "magic" in front of muggles and only after a certain age may magic be used away from school. this, to me, sounds like  it could be perfectly explained by their four dimensions. Muggles would never be able to understand why these "wizards" were able to do things like levitate and go invisible without detailed explanations. Even the ghosts that are in the wizarding world have been speculated as being part of the fourth dimension. The Marauder's Map(6) and moving pictures also take us to a place of obvious higher dimension.


Of course, with our only look into this theory being JK Rowlings' books and speculation on them, we are quite limited, but if these are expanded upon intellectually, they are a viable opinion on what the fourth dimension actually could be.

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1. Floo powder is a glittery, silver powder used by witches and wizards to travel through the Floo Network. The Network connects most wizarding households and buildings. This powder was invented in the 13th century by Ignatia Wildsmith.
2. Platforn 9 and 3/4 is the platform from which the Hogwarts Express may be boarded on September the 1st.
3. Muggles are people who are born into non-magical families and are incapable of magic.
4. Animagi are witches or wizards who can morph themselves into a specific animal at will. It is a learned, rather than hereditary, skill, unlike those of a Metamorphmagus.
5. Metamorphmagi are witches or wizards with the ability to change his or her physical appearance at will, rather than requiring a potion or a spelllike the rest of the wizarding population. They are extremely rare
6. The Marauder's Map is a magical document that reveals all of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry. Not only does it show every classroom, every hallway, every corner of the castle, but it also shows every inch of the grounds, as well as all the secret passages that are hidden within its walls.

**All definitions  provided by Harry Potter Wiki**

Friday, December 11, 2009

Grey Kitties and stuffs.

Well, awesome. Today was pretty great, but I'll get into that later. First order of business: grey kitties. They. Are. So. Epically. Adorable. I mean, really... cats in general are perfect. They're intelligent, graceful, independent... I love them so much. In my opinion, they pwn dogs so hard, it's not even funny. But, yes, more specifically, grey kitties are SO cute and adorable and fuzzy looking. Here are some examples:









So, yes. Those make Grey kitties out to be the cutest things ever, obviously. Except for maybe... ORANGE KITTIES!







 

Yes! Orange kitties rawk too. ^^ I love them all... *steals*

but, yeah. I'm happy today. It's a wicked day. Why you ask? Because. We will just say that a friend of mine who is called "Dildo" bought some "things". Two hundred of them, to be precise. and, Dildo also promised me 5 of these things for free. that's awesome because it saves me about $32.50. So, yes. Awesome. =.D



-Peter

Thursday, December 10, 2009

What in the world...

Gawd, awkwardness. Just, my entire person. From my monotone voice to my too-long legs. today, at school, I tripped and nearly fell flat on my face, lucking six or seven people broke my fall... that was  uhm... fun... ^^; There's only nine more school days til Christmas break. *cheers* Lights on the Parkway ftw... with Chrissymas music and candy canes and hot chocolate. It's pretty nice.

I think we might go to Nicky's for Christmas Eve. It would be fun, I mean, I love his family... but, I'd feel bad if my mother was all alone. I'll have to see what she's doing. Either the rest of my family will be here ore she'll go out with her boyfriend. [He's 21 and far too young for her. It's disgusting.]

I have two tests tomorrow... it sucks. One in AmGov and the other in Soc. First period and last period... so, no skipping even part of the day. It sucks so hard, but at least it's friday. That's hot.

Kat is being a pest... she just bit me and ran away for no reason. T_T I'll get her for that later. *starves her* Not really... *good owner* She likes to attack Nicky when she's hyper like this, so I'm just waiting for that so I can have a good lol. The only funnier thing would be if she attacked my mother... but, I'd have to protect her from getting her throat slit. But, pfft. My mom wouldn't kill her, I don't think. She secretly likes her. I hope.

Well, it's 12:01 am, so, Imma go attend to my lover like a good boyfriend. <3

-Peter

Ps. Get your minds out of that blasted gutter! We're not going to have sex. Or are we... o.O

Pps. *winks... awkwardly*

Ppps. Shopping next weekend!!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Awww

Today, Mitch picked me up from school at 10:30. He was a mess, like, on the verge of tears. But, he wouldn't tell me why or what was wrong or anything. Naturally, I freaked out... in my head. He refused to give me any details til we got back to my house. >.>

When we got here, he broke down... like, straight down. Tears, sobbing, the whole enchilada. Turns out, his girlfriend of the last 9 years, Elena, broke up with him. And he was devastated. He just sat there and I hugged him for awhile and then he laid down and rested his head on my lap so I could pet him while he sobbed and sniffled and cried and told me every last thing that they had ever... ever... EVER done together. Ever.
"This one time... *laugh sobs*  Elena and I looked at puppies in the mall... like, 6 years ago. *laugh sobs* It was so much fun... Gawd, I miss her..."
 Yeah. That much fun. But, I did like making him feel better... and then, at 3, Nicky came home because I called him and told him the situation. He said that all this happens about once a month or so... and that they'd get back together in a few days. well, turns out, a few days was far too long and Elena called him about like, an hour or so ago and asked him to forgive her and take her back, which he did as he promised that they'd never break up again. ^^
"Yes! Make up sex! We haven't had sex in like, three weeks!"
I was like: o.o I couldn't imagine not sexing Nicky for three weeks... I barely go three days... how pathetic of me. x3

I was glad I got out of school early, like, Mitch has to do this more often. Far more often. I was grumpy in the car this morning though when he picked me up... so, idk if he wants to deal with morning Peter again. He did buy me Taco Bell though on the way. That was good. Until he got a hotdog and I gagged on the smell.

My french test went well, I believe too. =.3

That's all for now. ^^ I guess.

-Peter x