Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Skeptical Hippo Is Skeptical.


 Never gets old... ^^

Well, today was busy... I mean like, really. This morning, Alex called and asked me if we would want to go with him to visit Nolan in the hospital. (Hell yeah.) And we went... he was sitting up awake and he made a sound... ^^ He's probably paralyzed, but that's better than dead.

Then, Nicky and I went to the mall and I bought his birthday present(s) while he sat in Gertrude Hawk looking at chocolate with no money to buy any. *evil* But, after I got back with his present(s), he got his chocolate.

Then when we got home, Nicky and I rested for a while and just relaxed and then we went into "overly sexual to make things awkward for daddy" mode... it worked perfectly, if you ask me. Why do I think so? He walked in the door (without knocking) and got the lovely surprise of seeing me and Nicky macking on the floor and he got pissy for awhile. Then, his idiot wife tried to help my mom in the kitchen and my mother would not have that. They ended up arguing. Oh well. I didn't argue with my father though... so, good. I guess. I just made him mad by doing things to make him mad. Like, acting especially slutty. =.3 My specialty!

And then he referred to Nicky and I as "squirrels" except in his immigrant Italian accent so it sounded like "Skaverells"... but yeah. He has since gone to bed which is nice. I only have to see him until Friday afternoon. Lovely.

buh duh duh duh duhhh...

What else? Anything... hmhmhm... I'd say what I got for Nicky for his birthday (December 3rd) but he will probably read this before then and find out... which he's not allowed to do. ^^


- Peter Liam Oberman

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Adventures, adventures...

WELL... today, I nearly passed out in school. It was... really fun. Like, you don't even know. My blood pressure dropped, so, basically, my vision got really bad and I got dizzy and I broke out in a cold sweat. So, I told the teacher what was going on because we were on LOCKDOWN! that was a blast. Furrolls. Like, the nurse came down and wouldn't let me walk on my own even though I could... and then, I could still walk, and she had me ride in the wheelchair. Of course, that would have been nice... if I couldn't walk. v.v Oh well, she's "the nurse" and she "knows what's best". Right? Riiiiiiiiiiight. Then, we got to the nurse's office and my friend was there and she has diabetes. She said her sugar dropped to 45. So, I hugged her and gave her my orange juice because I didn't want it/didn't need it.

Then, I made my big mistake. I told Nicky. He kind of freaked out, but he tried not to. Then, I made my second big mistake. I told him that it happened before. This was him: UR GOIN' 2 DA DOCTAH. This was me: No.

Unfortunately, he won. And, despite my fights and pleas... he made me go in, and get checked out... where I was poked and prodded and yelled at. >.> Why, you ask? I have a list!
and it so goes:
1. I'm grotesquely underweight so, therefore I need to eat more.
2. I was supposed to go back like, a bajillion years ago.
3. I didn't tell him when it happened the first time.
4. I don't take my vitamins.
5. I'm just an all around bad person I guess... and he hates me. He also hates gays. I know it.

But, yeah... he hates me. And I hate him because of it. Oh well, Nicky watched a movie with me after... Moulin Rouge! That was fun... but even more fun to be had? TOTALLY!!!

My father is arriving tomorrow night. Then, he's here all Thursday. Then, he's leaving Friday afternoon. FML.

Oh well.

-Peter

Monday, November 23, 2009

Schtuffs.

Once upon a time there was a silly little hamster and the silly little hamster liked acorns. But, he was trapped in a cage and this restrained him from getting acorns. So one day, he saw a little squirrel and the little squirrel had two acorns. The silly little hamster asked it if he could have one and the little squirrel said yes. He went over to the cage and gave that hamster an acorn and they ate together, but the acorns were full of cyanide... and they both died. The end.

There are sirens outside of my house, and I have a headache. Not a cute mix... I'm on the comedown off of a high which was nice at first but now I'm all... yerrrherrr...

Nicky is too... he was yelling at my mom earlier. ^^ It was so funny... and to make it funnier... She hit him in the shoulder and he just laughed more and more and than he fell asleep. Silly little bear... *kissies*

I'm trying to catch my place in story writing. I'm not very practiced in it, but I'm working on it... FYI... the above story is not a sample of where I am with story writing... it's just a lil thing that I wrote for Haley when I was high/bored.

I have to apply to Marlboro College yet... I really want to go there. I could double major in Fine Arts and Biochemistry. Plus, they have a course on Theory of Quantum Physics rather than the math portion. I'd like to check that out.

I'm thinking a lot about Daniel again, what with all this about Nolan. It reminds me of how easily I fall in love. I probably shouldn't, but it's my personality. I cant help it. *sigh* With falling in love, comes getting hurt... and Daniel hurt me, but it's not his fault. He didn't try to hurt me. His death hurt me... I miss him. Even if he didn't want to be together, I'd have just been friends. He was nice to be around. Always laughing and joking... happy. It was infectious. After he died, my sanity took a nose dive and I was in an "I'll never be happy again" mentality... but, Alex helped a bit, but... Nicky is what really saved me. *sigh*

I like talking about it because it helps me remember and I like remembering him, even when it hurts. It makes me smile and sometimes laugh. I want to find a decent picture of him. I know I have some, but they're put away. His face is fading from my memories and I want to refresh myself... I remember his hair and hands perfectly though. =.)

On a happier note, Nicky looks cute asleep in his chair, but he subconsciously spread his legs and he looks odd.

And now, he briefly woke up asked me "Will you put on a bra so I can take it off of you?" and fell back to sleep. Oddities. haha. Je l'aime. ^^

-Peter

Sunday, November 22, 2009

-rant-

Last night, Nicky took me to go see Men Who Stare At Goats. It was pretty funny. I drank an entire huge sody!!

After the movie, we were in the lobby and this guy was like "Twilight is so much better than Harry Potter. No competition." So, of course I informed him of how wrong he was. Stupid ass. But, he decided to be difficult and argue that he was right, even though he obviously wasn't. I mean, come on.What's better than Harry Potter? I can answer that. Nothing. Especially Twilight. The books suck and I didn't see the movies, but I'm sure they suck too. The plot line is so simple, and yet... Steph Meyer can't even write it to make sense. That's a fail author. As a writer, I don't think her writing is very good. She spoils her characters too much. Like, they all end up with everything they want. JK Rowling puts real terror in her character's lives because it has to be done. she created a complex story line that still makes sense by the end of the 7th book and beyond. But anyway, the guy... he kept on and on about how much he thought Twilight was better and I told him all of this and he kept trying to piss me off. Then, he said one things too many and I snapped. I tried to lunge at him to beat the fucking pulp out of him, but Nicky grabbed me around the waist and wouldn't let me. >.> So, now, I realize that if I ever have to kick some ass, Nicky can't be around because he'll just try and stop it.

It really is hard for me to fathom how someone could possibly think that the Twilight saga is better than the Harry Potter series... unless you didn't read the books/only saw the movies. I admit, the Harry Potter movies fail. But, if we stick to the point, which is the book, in my opinion, then Twilight has no standing. The only think Twilight is better than is... the fanfics that people write about it. Maybe. Some of those are slightly more creative, if you ask me. And that's another thing. Steph Meyer thinks she was creative when she tried to redefine vampires... no. She straight up lied. What she describes wasn't vampires. They were a sorry excuse for a shitty author trying to be original. but, it failed. All it did was single-handedly ruin vampires for our generation. I mean, seriously. Sparkles... where did that come from? Vampires are supposed to cease to exist in the sun. It's their mortal enemy for fucks sake. >.> And all the special "powers"... uhm, how about no. Seeing the future and reading minds? No. Bullshit. It's sad that she seemed to have done little research, or maybe she just completely disregarded it, which I wouldn't doubt. She seems to like to make things up as she goes along... she has to clear up so much shit in interviews because she left it out of her shitty books. Of course, JK Rowling clears up a lot of details in interviews as well, but still. Her details make sense. I kind of feel bad for people who get caught up in Twilight... because they all want a guy who's just like Edward or Jacob... Well, sorry girls (and some guys), there's no one out there like Edward or Jacob. They're fictional characters. That means what? Oh right. That they DON'T EXIST.

As a side note: Rob Pattison was better as Cedric than Edward. Just saying.

Unfortunately, I did read all the Twilight books. I'm really disappointed in myself... like... I don't know why I kept reading. Probably out of curiosity for why everyone was like falling all over themselves for the fiction books. ^^ But, yeah I did. I admit it. But, I think it gives me a right to say that I don't like them unlike a lot of others who bash them without reading them... which is what a lot of Twilight Fans do to Harry Potter. they bash it without reading it. Why didn't they read it? It was too long/confusing. Pathetic. No wonder they like Twilight.

Anyway. Besides all of this. I might be anemic... my mom is anemic and she told me that I probably am because I don't eat meat, I'm pale, lazy, tired all the time, sick all the time, and cold and blah. I should start taking my vitamins again, it would probably help. ^^

Anything else... idk... hmmm... *thinks*

Nah, nothing. I guess. =.\ I'll probably remember something and post it someone where else.


til then
-Peter