Well now, it's 4:09 and I am awaiting Sir Nicky Nick's arrival. He should escape from his Hellish restriction at about 6:30-7:00. Now, today I have an important task. I am watching young Zachary Paul. [Nicky's fifth year brother.] I am also enjoying some delicious raspberry lemonade sherbet whilst young Zachary eats his... canned-spaghetti slop-nasty. But, he chose that. Ugh. Disgusting.
Uhh...
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Mah handz be itchin' and Nicky said that I should just... type here whenever I feel like it about whatever I feel like. Now, I wonder what I should type about. He should give me a topic. Let's ask Sir Nicky Nick for a topic as he is sitting here watching me because he's creepy like that.
Peter: Mhm.
Nicky: Umm... I don't know. Write about rabbits.
Peter: Rabbits? Ok.
So, I continue. Rabbits. They are awfully fuzzy. I used to have this rabbit. His name was Fluffy. He escaped once and impregnated the neighbor's rabbit, Rabbit. They weren't too pleased with that. Let me tell you... they yelled at me for being an "irresponsible pet owner." Fuck. they were the god damn idiots who didn't lock their rabbit's cage. Meh. Whatever. Rabbits do seem to like to fuck a lot. I mean, a lot A LOT. If you're into watching that kind of thing, the pet store must be your Lace or Bump. For those of you not living here, *coughs* Talya *coughs* Lace is a "Gentleman's Club" and Bump is a gay-friendly club in East Phillie. Wait. The topic was rabbits. Damn. Well, The Heff has Bunnies. Bunnies are like rabbits. Bunnies wear lace. Lace is the "Gentleman's club." Bunnies could be found at a "Gentleman's club." Again, bunnies are like rabbits. I win. Suck on that PSSA graders. I AM STILL ON TOPIC!!
Peter: Nicky... can I have a new topic?
Nicky: Uh... sure... umm... let me think.
Peter: Ok. *waits*
-Jeopardy theme plays-
Peter: Well?
Nicky: Umm... how about... *cheats by looking around at various objects on the floor*
Peter: Yes?
Nicky: Sunglasses?
Peter: Fine. =.]
And so, sunglasses. I like sunglasses. I have this pair and they are really big. Nicky says that they make me look like a fly... a fruit fly. Cute. Nice Joke. Ha ha. WE ARE ALL LAUGHING. Not really. So, anyway. I am wearing them now which makes typing difficult as I am severely near-sighted and they put a brownish haze over everything. *pouts* Whatever. I'll fix all the mistakes later I guess. Hmhmhmhmh... so yeah. I guess I'm done. Or am I? Bye.
-Peter Liam Oberman III
ps. peter let me say hi.
-nick
Peter: Mhm.
Nicky: Umm... I don't know. Write about rabbits.
Peter: Rabbits? Ok.
So, I continue. Rabbits. They are awfully fuzzy. I used to have this rabbit. His name was Fluffy. He escaped once and impregnated the neighbor's rabbit, Rabbit. They weren't too pleased with that. Let me tell you... they yelled at me for being an "irresponsible pet owner." Fuck. they were the god damn idiots who didn't lock their rabbit's cage. Meh. Whatever. Rabbits do seem to like to fuck a lot. I mean, a lot A LOT. If you're into watching that kind of thing, the pet store must be your Lace or Bump. For those of you not living here, *coughs* Talya *coughs* Lace is a "Gentleman's Club" and Bump is a gay-friendly club in East Phillie. Wait. The topic was rabbits. Damn. Well, The Heff has Bunnies. Bunnies are like rabbits. Bunnies wear lace. Lace is the "Gentleman's club." Bunnies could be found at a "Gentleman's club." Again, bunnies are like rabbits. I win. Suck on that PSSA graders. I AM STILL ON TOPIC!!
Peter: Nicky... can I have a new topic?
Nicky: Uh... sure... umm... let me think.
Peter: Ok. *waits*
-Jeopardy theme plays-
Peter: Well?
Nicky: Umm... how about... *cheats by looking around at various objects on the floor*
Peter: Yes?
Nicky: Sunglasses?
Peter: Fine. =.]
And so, sunglasses. I like sunglasses. I have this pair and they are really big. Nicky says that they make me look like a fly... a fruit fly. Cute. Nice Joke. Ha ha. WE ARE ALL LAUGHING. Not really. So, anyway. I am wearing them now which makes typing difficult as I am severely near-sighted and they put a brownish haze over everything. *pouts* Whatever. I'll fix all the mistakes later I guess. Hmhmhmhmh... so yeah. I guess I'm done. Or am I? Bye.
-Peter Liam Oberman III
ps. peter let me say hi.
-nick
Ze Happy Flower and Ze Happy Sun.
Sveet. Peter and ze Nicky-Beast made ze blog. How awesome iz zat? Peter also drew ze picture of ze happy flower and ze happy sun. Zey are to ze left.
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