Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Story: By Peter Liam Oberman

To, Stranger.

Lovely Cast:
Gracie

Herman

Wolf

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You: Once upon a time there was an albino peacock
You: His name was Herman
You: her was strutting along when all of the sudden
You: he met a pink fairy armadillo
You: her name was Gracie
You: Herman liked Gracie because she was so small and fuzzy and cute
You: but
You: not many people liked Gracie
You: they thought she was tough like her shell
You: Gracie was upset by this but she relished Herman's company
You: She liked Herman because even though he was beautiful and everyone loved him
You: he didn't act at all conceited
You: and they became best friends
You: but then one day
You: Gracie got into trouble
You: and a wolf had her cornered
You: he was about to snap his jaws around her soft little belly when Herman suddenly appeared
You: the wolf turned and grabbed Herman by his neck killing him
You: and Gracie, shocked by the display
You: ate cyanide that she found on a mouse trap nearby
You: and died with Herman
You: the end.

Disclaimer: This is not to suggest that wolves go around killing albino peacocks or that pink fairy armadillos are suicidal.

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